Monday, 11 April 2011

Night Puss, came out this morning!

Lilac Wine.....
The mornings have been just amazing. No need for leather jackets and only a need for sunglasses and a "can do" walk to the station..It really has been inspiring. So as I was walking this morning I glanced to my right and saw "Marmite and Milk" Puss. I usually see him at night, so to see him this morning was a delight. I think I usually called him "brown tuxedo" puss.. but having a good look at him this morning, he's not brown... but a variety of motled browns... imagine adding milk to marmite.. so now he is "marmite and milk"...  He looked most unimpressed.. but he was standing next to lilacs...they are a bit woofey.

But yes, next time I see you MM.... make sure you greet me with a purrrrrrrr and some toast.

On the Prowl Puss, epic success or failure?

As per my usual walk to work I keep a keen eye out for any felines that are around..I have been disappointed of late and I was beginning to think that winter had sucked them all into a vaccum of laying on the sofa and meowing for extra Dreamies whilst watching Kerry Katona... but no. Last week I saw this. I will call him "Prowl Puss".

Sky Rat was rambling across the road with not a care in the world...unsuspecting Sky Rat has no idea "Prowl Puss" was doing the head down, bum wiggle. I wanted to stay and see how it all ended.... But I pretty much figured that it was going to end in failure. Not suggesting the cat in question is a loser, but after spending all winter on the sofa watching television Prowl Puss is carrying a few extra grams of Dreamies... Plus, with Kerry Katona still running across his brain it was always going to end in an epic fail.

Thursday, 17 March 2011

Angels do fall from the sky...

.....When gazing onto the yonder from the bus window, often an angel is spotted. These "angels" are masked at Louboutin heels....a crusty yet soft croissant from Pauls....my goodness an angel can be spotted in the form of a deep filled glass of rouge after said bus ride...(God only knows you need out sometimes with all the scruff that occurs or travels alongside you)....
Then there are the real angels.......these little things don't willingly wear booties....nor chomp on crossaints.....and only crave dehydrated shrimp after a hard day......that's right folks.....THEY'RE FELINES..and what a beauty this one is......all fluffy and encapsulating the purity of all things wonderful....
Yes Brucie....you fell from Meow Heaven and squished bang into our hearts.....now can you not poop in shoes......

Tuesday, 8 February 2011

She just gets cuter.....

But shame this beast likes at 5:30am start every morning except weekends....

Some people have sun wake up lamps...others wake up to hiddeous iphone vibrations....goodness, I'm sure there is the stock standard casio watch...but we....we wake to Bettie most mornings....chirping, purring....grunting....pawing...yeap...she's a genuine feline alarm...

Don't get me wrong...The cuddles are unbelievable...so sweet and needy. Alas when I get out bed the little blight jumps straight into my spot...nestling, chirping....purring.

I am beginning to think is an evil ploy....hmmmmm?

Thursday, 3 February 2011

Boom Boom Likes to Paw

After walking past AWD Puss this morning, I felt bad that I just had no time to mooch hello - gladly, he gave me a token eye and turned into a drive... I am alright this this - I knew I had a hectic day ahead...
So the day past and I only mentioned once I had cats. Which is getting better.

But yes, I came home to my delightful meows and our Boom Boom is utterly gorgeous....Her paws are clipped now thankfully... she hurts. Ask the lizard.

Tuesday, 1 February 2011

Missed train but meet "AWD Puss"

Yes.
I missed my train this morning that I had specially planned to make...even accounted for a visit to Sainsburys for my over priced salad and runner beans....
It went something like this....I was speedily walking to walk, giving an approving eye to the man who was using a bag to collect his dog fowl and just as I passed him there it was....
A vision in absolute ginger.
"awwww hello puss puss" as he ran out....instantly noticing he didn't have a collar I always think the worst, but this pussycat was indeed thick and well feed....

My romp with the meow completely side tracked my journey...it ess now all about snapping him and embracing him lavish pats and coos.

As you can see, out of 10 pics only 2 could be posted..our little man was all about affection. It struck me as needy, but as we are all aware cats like it whenever THEY want it and it was AWD Puss's time.

AWD Puss?
Anyone
Will
Do.......

Which was evident as I needed to race off and he began to follow me in ernest...
"no puss....you can't come to work and there are just no cuddles left"

I must have looked insane to lady walking towards the corner....but at least she intrigued AWD Puss and he left me to pursue any possible affection from another.....

It might be worth adding I gave AWD Puss a male sex....this is because he reminds me of Brucie....king of the indoor gingered... It could well have been a girly girl....

I smell curry....now I wasn't expecting that....hmmmmm hungry.

Monday, 10 January 2011

In Malaysia....no Hello Kitties.

So I'm in Transit in Malaysia Land...its not a sunny tropical morning....the duty free is inflating my shopping ego and I've not seen one Cheesy Hello Kitty. I have seen stuffed Harrods meows and some ginger fluff stuffed object at the M&M shop...but nothing bright...cheery or embracing my inner need for a visual kitteh pick me up....
Bite me Virgin Active!
Rightio. Here's my view at the moment.....