Saturday 23 April 2011

Viva Las Kitty and Craps!

I bet you all thought that after New York that Las Vegas would have nothing to offer in the way of felines, Guess What? You are mistaken. As it goes tonight after a loss at the slot machines at The Venetian we tried to find a way  to escape, but we came across..what for it......Venetian Puss..Now Y'all it's too simple a name to call stuffed porcelain cats "venetian puss" so lets go with "WHAT THE HELL CREEPY Masked BEAST Puss".....it really is odd, and now very much on par with  "Eyes Wide Shut" starring the even odder couple at the time Tom and Nicole....I imagine these "puss's" coming alive at night, putting curses on roulette, having group "romance" on the craps tables and to make it even sicker.... laying on your bed as you sleep at The Venetian platting your hair and trying to dress you in frills.... So as a result my recommendation whilst in Vegas is avoid staying at The Venetian.....I suggest you try Hooters, that way the only thing on your bed is the vomit from the night before after a bucket of buffalo wings!

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